Santa!! It Wasn't My Fault!!
I Swear!!

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
Was not one little present left underneath for me?

A good girl I promised that I had been this year
I told this to Santa, do ya reckon he didn't hear?

Or...is it possible he knew about that loose stitch?
Come on now, who on me, to Santa did snitch??

It really wasn't my fault, I promise it wasn't meant to happen
"Jake you need some new pants." I had said over and over again!

He said, "Just mend these for me hunny, they will be fine today."
"You will take care of it, I trust you will find a way."

Boy was he ever in a hurry, running around like mad
An important business meeting that day he had

He was the main speaker to deliver a huge proposal
He quickly grabbed the charts so they would be at his disposal

Everything together and so neatly dressed
With a kiss he said, "Thanks hun, you're the best."

The meeting went smooth, right up the end
Gosh darn, what a message to them Jake did send!

He showed them his layouts for their consideration
Saving his best for last, hoping for full visualization

He turned and reached for the last chart laying on the floor....
Saying, "If you don't like those, look at this before going out the door."

Suddenly a draft he did feel as he was bending down
Quickly he stood his checks bright red as he turned around.

Oh dear me, I never meant for Jake's pants to split!
But darn, I just couldn't find my sewing kit!

I took a look, honest I did, but I just didn't find it, I swear!
Besides, it wasn't MY fault Jake forgot to put on his underwear!!!

Umm, do ya think I should have given him a little warning?
Instead of just smiling and handing him his pants that morning?

Breezey